whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

a jew walks out of a furnace

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

kaite is dumb that is true

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere. -Tag

What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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