A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

thumb_up thumb_down -13

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Did you hear about the man who lost his whole left side of his body? He has been taken to hospital and is in a critical state where his right side of his body can not be joined together. This is life threatning and he is now not able to walk

thumb_up thumb_down -13

A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

whats red and smells like blue paint? blue paint on the rag

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops