- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

What's brown and sticky? A Stick!

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

shut up elliot

the fat boy named biggins ate a twinkie, a man named scruffy came along and shot biggins, now biggins has no nose

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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