- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

... Chan chan

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

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