How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What time is it when it is time to get a watch? About 4:30, unless its a monday.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

I have a friend named David. He then lost his ID, now we called him Dav

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Charles Manson is innocent.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

my wife came out of the kitchen....

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Yo Mama just died.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew walked into a bar... Then the Muslim shoots the Jew and blows himself up.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Anti Joke

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