- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Here's another:

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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