- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

a pornstar comes early to a party

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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