What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

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Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

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like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

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uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

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- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

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Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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