- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

a pornstar comes early to a party

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

>>---------------------------------[ knee ]------------------------->>>

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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