- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

I am a women

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

A man... walks.

I like your hair

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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