6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Womens' sports

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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almost as accidental as your spelling im afraid

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Your mom is so fat that she should watch her weight and maintain a healthy diet.

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What happened when the black man approached a dinosaur? Nothing, for dinosaurs were eradicated from the face of the earth 135 million years ago.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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A man and his friend are talking. The man says, "You know what's funny? Sometimes you mean to say one thing and you say a completely different thing. Like the other day I wanted to buy a ticket to pittsburgh, but the lady I was buying it from had very large breasts, so I accidentally said 'Can I have a picket to titsburgh?'" And the other guy says, "Yeah, man, it's really funny you say that, the other day I meant to ask my wife to pass the salt, and I said 'you whore, you ruined my life'"

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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