A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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a man is running away

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Asians

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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Anti Joke

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