you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

A French man gets into a fight

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

long in the tooth!

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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