Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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I like your hair

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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