- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Me Neither.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

a jew walks out of a furnace

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

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