sky's sty

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

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justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

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A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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Not a joke.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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