- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

You know what's catchy? A cold

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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