- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

A guy jumps off a cliff and does a reasonable thing, scream to his death.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

You know what's catchy? A cold

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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