- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

Who wants pizza crusts?

Jimmy said he would never beat his wife, so why did he do it anyway? Because he was a hypocrite.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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