Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

Why did michael jackson wear white gloves around young boys? His doctor recommended that he do so due to bad circulation.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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