- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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