A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Well, there's one way...

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

ur mum

angelosnyder is not gay

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Where's the dick??? east

Womens Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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