- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Alzheimers patient put on her shoes? She didn't leave the elderly home that day, thus taking away the need to put on shoes.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

what's brown and sticky A stick!

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why did the man suck at basketball? Because he is white, 5 foot 2, and has no arms. Posted By: Lram

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

uh uh uh uh .... oh i swallowed my gum

Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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