A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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why did the boy drop his ice-cream? because he got hit by a bus

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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heres a funny joke your momas so fat............

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Asians

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What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

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Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

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Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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