- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What did little jonny do when he broke his leg? He proceeded to brake into tears due to the excruciating pain caused by his unfortunate injury.

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

I always like to pack a second pair of pants, because if there's one thing my mother ever said to me it was 'please, I'm begging you - don't put me in a home.'

Two straight men walk into a gay bar and promptly forget why they went to a gay bar when they are both clearly heterosexual.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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