- Anti Joke

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Once upon a time, The end.

What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Do you love me? No.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

a seal walks into a club.

Logan's gay