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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

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