- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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