- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

womens rights.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

whats worse than a kane nothing

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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