- Anti Joke

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

what sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potato peeler

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play including his 6 year old sister who has down syndrome.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.