Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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