- Anti Joke

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

sky's sty

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

noah is a scrub jungle

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Shut up

Not a joke.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

sky's sty

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

noah is a scrub jungle

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock knock Shut up

Not a joke.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

courestaveesh garasow prau varadesh

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!