- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Miškinis gerai prikolina.

penis haha

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

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