You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

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Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

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Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

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This is not a joke

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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GONNA

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Why were trash man's hands dirty? He got shot in the leg and desperately tried to get the bullet out with his hands and got blood all over them and ass he was running to the hospital he tripped into shit.

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Leave. Now.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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