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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pi and i are having an argument about the state of modern mathematics. Pi goes into a frenzy and i says "be rational". Pi does not realise that i was just being friendly, and so tells him: "get real". [L]

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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