What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Who wants pizza crusts?

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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Did u hear about the fire at the circus? 12 people died.

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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