- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

a jew walks out of a furnace

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

You're tall.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

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