Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

You're tall.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Moral

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

I killed someone on minecraft.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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