What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

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Knock Knock *Opens door* Hi John, you got here right on time!

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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