Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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I'm Jewish

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Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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