- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

Why was Jerry Sanduski at K-Mart? He heard boys pants were half off!

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

What's the difference between Rob Schnieder and Jelly Beans? Someone besides Adam Sandler likes Jelly Beans.

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