How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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What if the rest of you value something wrong?

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Check out page 4016 :)

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

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knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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