Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

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Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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what do you call a starfish living 500 miles under the sea? A starfish.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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