- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's an Anti Joke?

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

women's rights

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