Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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An owl and a squirrel were sitting on a tree branch. An acorn fell on the squirrel's head and surprised, the owl moved its head 3.276 degrees to the right. The squirrel apologized for the inconvenience, but the owl would not listen, so flew off to buy a ferry to help children with terminal illnesses get to school.

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Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

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A: I slept in your mums bed last night. B: don't care dad

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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What was even more disgusting than the holocaust? Lucy's new shoes.

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A French man gets into a fight

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you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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I told a joke to my friends. They laughed.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Latvia isn't a joke

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