If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

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Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

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What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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