How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

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What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

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hey i just met you and this is crazy... but loose my number and keep the baby LOL

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What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

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Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well crap whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

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why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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