A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

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Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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