Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

why did the kid with no legs get eaten by wolves? he couldn't get away

Knock knock Who's there No one We are all on the computer

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

She was so hot every guy instantly jizzed upon seeing her. Even seeing her fingernails gave boners to thousands of people. Poor thing never had sex, no one could hold it in until they started. Maybe only Chuck Norris.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why did the Monkey Fall out of the tree? ..It was dead..

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

how many blondes did it take to fix a nuclear reactor? 1 she was a black japanese rapist

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

HOLY SHIT ITS AN AIRPANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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