What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Rebecca Black.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

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I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

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MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

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Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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eden stop

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