- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

My Nan, that is all.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

Make little things count Teach midgets math

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Winter

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Caca.

Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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