- Anti Joke

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

bryden is a faggot

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.