black people

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800 people died last year. end of story

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to get to the other side.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Jimmy Saville

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

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A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

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Dude 1: Hey, ya see these coins here? Dude 2: ya, what about em'? Dude 1: would you say you see these pretty often? Dude 2: yup... :/ Dude 1: so would you call them COMMON CENTS!?!?!?!?!

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

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How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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