Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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My Nan, that is all.

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Why didn't the man get to see his family on Christmas? He was blind.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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Winter

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Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

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A Chinese kid fails his math test.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

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I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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