Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why was the woman?

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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

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obama

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers... how about you.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

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What ended my last relationship? Oncoming traffic.

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Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

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What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

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What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kelly Oh hi Kelly! Long time no see! I know! I've been my working fingers to the bone ever since I got that promotion and I barely have any free time! That must be tough. It is but it pays bills! Being a mother of three isn't a task for the faint of heart. Now Kelly,I was wondering how you thought of the remodeled kitchen....

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

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Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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