- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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why did simran go to jessicas house? To go have a human taco

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

refridgrator

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

religion

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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