- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Because she has down's syndrome

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What did the pineapple say to the apple? Nothing, neither can speak.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

penis haha

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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