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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

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What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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