If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

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A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Logan's gay

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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a seal walks into a club.

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Do you love me? No.

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horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

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tom pauling

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Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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