- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

i didn't listen to a word you just said but...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Neither has he.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

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