Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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eden stop

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

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After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

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Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

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A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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