- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

What's more exiting than watching football Escaping through the underground railroad

You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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