Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

black people

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

800 people died last year. end of story

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q. want to hear a really funny joke? A. Fred Figglie-horn

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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