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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

roses are red violets are blue i suck at poems i like your boobs

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

What's read, round and gets smaller? A baby combing its hair with a potato pearler

Nothing if you heard a loud sound or something that was me dropping the phone, by accident, its busted, I will call you when and if all of your "facts" turn out to be true, Hey, had no idea my doppelganger would be so down to earth by the way, so I am sleepy, what about you?

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because that's where all of the other chickens are.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

So a man and a woman are siting at the same park table Woman: sir are you touching my leg erotically Man: No mam for you see I am a parapaligec

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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