Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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Koalas mum is a slut

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Anti Joke

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