What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Poop

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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OOOOPPS /

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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I bet you read this. Told ya.

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Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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