- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

what do you call a woman that didnt make you a sandwich? An ambulance

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

I'm sn otter

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Sex education in Texas,

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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