- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

DEATH.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Chuck Norris.

A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question, "Daddy, how are babies born?" His father then replies in an enthusiastic manner, "You see, I stuck my dick in your mom's vag and started pounding. Apparently two condoms defeat the purpose."

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

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