- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who ate all the food in zimbabwe? Nick bigg.. he later died of cancer and aids

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

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Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

I'm sn otter

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

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