Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

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world society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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A man laughs creepily and another man asks him what he's doing he says I have a creepy laugh so the man asks him why he was laughing the man says there's a boy over there that has a frog stapled to his face!!!!!!!!!

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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A man... walks.

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I like your hair

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I am a women

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Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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