- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

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