A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Youre mom is so dead...

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Women's Rights

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

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Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

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A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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