- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

What's clear and wet? water

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Matt is a Duster!

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Why did Gary's cat fall from the tree? He didn't use enough gaffa tape.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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