- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Women's Rights

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Youre mom is so dead...

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

i love to lick...

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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