- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

if your paddling a backwards canoe up a waterfall and it loses its wheel, how many pancakes does it take to fill a dog house? the answer is 17 because aliens are allgeric to cows and mustard.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk and leave. 2 hours later there's a newscast about two drunken men who died in a car accident. It wasn't them, the newscast about them came shortly after

this is just a tribute to the greatest anti-joke ever told as I can't quite remember how it went, but you gotta beleive me, you just had to be there, it's a matter of opinion.

What's funnier than one anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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