- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

squash squash who squash my ass

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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