- Anti Joke

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

R: Caught my wife cheating the other night. P: You bitter? R: Yes. I am.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus