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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

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Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? No. Well neither did she.

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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what's red and horny a red unicorn

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

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What rhymes with float,boat,moat,coat and goat but can not be on a boat, can not float, can not be in a moat, can not be on a coat and can not ride a goat? A zoat because it's not a real word and therefore is incapable of doing any of those things.

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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One day in school two kids had a conversation. Susan: What do you want to do when your older? Oliver: I want to go to the moon. Susan: Oh. I went there last week. Oliver: Can you smell something. Susan: Haven't you ever been to Pennsylvania.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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