- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

What's green and blue? yellow

What is brown and woody? Brown wood.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

whats wrose than slipping on a banana? Getting Shot in the face.

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

Keanu Reaves

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

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