A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

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what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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