knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Derp

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Your face

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

Come on children, don't dawdle.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

once upon a time, it snowed

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

willie revilame

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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