what?

He--Hey guys

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

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