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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

He--Hey guys

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

what?

What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

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