- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

squash squash who squash my ass

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

Eight hours? Sigh, leave it to me then! We both know you are a sweetheart behind that thick skull of yours, I mean why would you ask if it bothers me then?

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

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