- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

Youre mom is so dead...

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

i love to lick...

Women's Rights

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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