What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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anal seepage

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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An Artic Storm.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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