- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Koalas mum is a slut

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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